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Post by **daiv** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 10:54 pm

Ha! Look at this funny description for CactiGuide.com that I found on one of those "trying to categorize everything on the web" sites:

This site reaches approximately 11,786 U.S. monthly uniques. The site appeals to a more educated, primarily older, slightly more female than male audience.The typical visitor visits davesgarden.com, attends Texas A&M, and reads NASA.

ihc6480 · Post by **ihc6480** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:30 pm

Humm, where do I fit in on that description

Whatever happened to stating it just plain and simple

Post by **daiv** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:57 pm

Yeah, I thought we were all just a bunch of dumb guys.

hob · Post by **hob** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:00 am

i've never been called slightly more female before

ihc6480 · Post by **ihc6480** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:03 am

Tony · Post by **Tony** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:24 am

Dude thats freakin hilarious!

peterb · Post by **peterb** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:08 am

Texas A&M?

peterb

John P Weiser · Post by **John P Weiser** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:16 am

Eh! They lost me.

Do you suppose someone is getting paid with real money for putting out such dribble.

I guess I would have to be a unique Texas A&M student surfing the web at davesgarden.com and reading NASA for a school project to understand.

The thought makes me

!!!! John P Weiser aka: sierrarainshadow

mughal113 · Post by **mughal113** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:05 am

hob wrote:i've never been called slightly more female before

lordarutha · Post by **lordarutha** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:55 am

This site reaches approximately 11,786 U.S. monthly uniques.(The rest of the world don't exist then?) The site appeals to a more educated(er..... ), primarily older, slightly more female than male audience(OK own up, who's pretending to be a man?).The typical visitor visits davesgarden.com(NO, I visit Pauls Garden.com), attends Texas A&M( In my private jet?), and reads NASA( I can't read!).

Oh if only we could write a review about them!

parrotsheaven · Post by **parrotsheaven** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:00 am

daiv wrote:
This site reaches approximately 11,786 U.S. monthly uniques. The site appeals to a more educated, primarily older, slightly more female than male audience.

Ummmmmmmmmm I don't seem to fit much of that

U.S. uniques......... bloody Aussie mate

More educated ........... nup
Primarily older..............

how old is that
More female...........I think I fit this one....... well I did last time I looked

Betty

Post by **daiv** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:04 pm

Ha! I thought you would get a laugh at that. I like to check search engine rankings every so often -especially after updates - and see if the new pages have been found, who is linking in, etc. That's how I found the Grusonia digging page in the other post.

tumamoc · Post by **tumamoc** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:05 pm

¿Que?

Lewis_cacti · Post by **Lewis_cacti** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:03 am

hahah i just laughed so hard.

Great responses people... lol Paul and Betty

This site reaches approximately 11,786 U.S. monthly uniques. The site appeals to a more educated, primarily older, slightly more female than male audience.The typical visitor visits davesgarden.com, attends Texas A&M, and reads NASA.

hmm, whilst i do not exist because im not a US citizen, not female, not old, don't visit davesgarden.com, have not finished my education, have no ambitions of attending Texas A&M and do not read NASA i will gladly say this is a load of Bulls**t.

Lewis_cacti · Post by **Lewis_cacti** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:21 am

Okay, here is an extract i found from a result of page 11 of a Google search,

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(first of all some chinese characters for half a page)

''#^$#&=#%@^*)-blogspot com[/url] kids2535 blogspot .com da 'cactiguide.com' ... a site relating to grils having sex[/url] www grils having sex feat. reviews of uncutnatural on cactiguide.com''

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